Sunday, February 25, 2007

Worst excuses for missing a match?

Sorry, Mr John Ellis, founding father of Eagle Eye etc etc, but yesterday's excuse for missing a game is the lamest I've ever heard.

'Collecting a cello and mending a toilet seat'.

I'm going to miss the Leicester game because of the demands of a kids party and the heart-breaking pressure put on by an eight year-old daughter who's life will simply end if she can't go dancing with the other girls, but... collecting a cello? I ask you.

Mind you, my cousin Tone once missed a match because he was painting a pigeon shed!

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